All the Stupid People

Where do they all come from — and can they please go back there!

Here’s my latest listicle of Stupid People who do not deserve fame:

1. Clown Politicians with crazed toddler hairstyles— Boris Johnson and Donald Trump I’m looking at you
2. All D-to-Z List Celebs — that’s everyone from the Kardashians to the winners of the latest Britain’s Got Talent/Big Brother/Everything is Essex/Love Island Whatevever
3. Socialmedia ‘influencers’ — there is a special place in Hell for TikTok influencers
4. Mad-Eyed, Twizzle Eyed, or Dead Eyed Billionaires — Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Jack Dorsey I’m looking at you
5. Anyone who describes themselves as a ‘guru’
6. Anyone who describes themselves as a ‘thought leader’
7. Anyone who describes themselves as a ‘philanthropist’
8. Anyone who describes themselves as an ‘AI pioneer’
9. Anyone who still uses the phrases ‘paradigm shift’ or ‘disruptive technology’
10. Billionaires who spend their billions on vanity space tourism projects — Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Richard Branson I’m looking at you

Seriously, Planet Earth is burning, we’re all going to Hell in a handcart and you are introducing new clothing lines, celebrity eyebrows or pissing petroleum on the flames. You are not helping. You are not part of the solution. You are the problem.

With thanks for suggestions to my original list from Deborah Hodge and Nigel Morris-Cotterill on LinkedIn.